{"product_id":"i-ve-done-horrible-things-for-money-holographic-raccoon-work-humor-sticker","title":"I’ve Done Horrible Things for Money Holographic Raccoon Work Humor Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eI’ve Done Horrible Things for Money Holographic Raccoon Work Humor Sticker\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDescription:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd by horrible things, we mean waking up early and going to work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis deeply exhausted raccoon is wrapped in a blanket, clutching a \u003cstrong\u003e“Dead Inside”\u003c\/strong\u003e coffee mug, and contemplating the choices that led him here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the words \u003cstrong\u003e“I’ve Done Horrible Things for Money. Like Waking Up Early to Go to Work,”\u003c\/strong\u003e this holographic sticker is made for burnt-out employees, chronic snooze-button users, and anyone who feels personally victimized by mornings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApproximately 3\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColorful holographic finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for laptops, work notebooks, planners, e-readers, water bottles, and more\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePacked with care by our small shop in Kansas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTags:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ehorrible things for money, work humor, funny work sticker, raccoon sticker, tired raccoon, dead inside, burnout humor, office humor, adulting humor, dark humor, holographic sticker, funny sticker, Wandering Sirens\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FatedFiction","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52788826865951,"sku":null,"price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0857\/5923\/0239\/files\/IMG_4205.jpg?v=1787025189","url":"https:\/\/fatedfiction.com\/products\/i-ve-done-horrible-things-for-money-holographic-raccoon-work-humor-sticker","provider":"FatedFiction","version":"1.0","type":"link"}